Minggu malam, bales-balesan sms dengan agen P*****l. Mengenaskan sekali.
Berikut salinan verbatimnya (kecuali nama, tentu):
Her:
Siang, ni mas willy e?Ni <nama> yg prnh kul damik, seangktn sm mas willy.P kbr?
Me:
<nama> siapa? urusan apa? straight to the point d00d
Her:
Kyk a sih mas willy emg dak tau kik ku, tp prnh liet koq.Ku nek nawarin tabungan prudential sm mas willy,bnsnya asuransi.Ni bgz lho.Kl mas willy d wkt,ntr ku jlzin lgsg mnfaat yg ddpt
But I do know her 
Me:
di p******l.co.id tidak ada produk tabungan
Her:
Ada,nmnya rekening 3in 1 plus.
Me:
can’t find it on the official website. you sure you selling P*****l’s product?
anyway, I prefer _mutual funds_ over _unit link_, kthxb
Her:
Ya udah kalo ga percaya ga apa2. Dsini qta cm bnr2 mau mmbntu.Apapun pndpt anda tentang smuanya,itu terserah kpd anda.Trimz.
Yes! Time to provoke her 
Me:
wut? u angry?
d00d, jangan pernah menyindir calon klien seakan dia “rugi besar” kalau tidak beli produk anda. never, ever do that. what u should’ve do is keep ur tone down (or better: just.shut.up) and pitch him again _later_
seriously, that’s sales basic, d00d
Her:
Ga,sy sm skl ga mrh.Knpa anda mganggp saya mrh?Knpa anda mganggap sya menyindir anda?Sya sm skl tdk myndir anda.Utk apa saya mrh n myndir anda,lgpl kmi tdk prnh mmksa clon nsbh kmi utk pke prduk kmi.
Me:
nggak marah? bener? jujur? kalau begitu, anda seharusnya tidak balas sms sebelumnya. did you even read? “tone down or shut up. pitch him later”. but no, you had to take the bait. keep it up, and you’ll lose potential clients at a nice fast rate ~ps. wow, how nice of me, giving genuine advice to someone who really pissed me off
Me:
“Dsini qta cm bnr2 mau mmbntu.Apapun pndpt anda tentang smuanya,itu terserah kpd anda”
nggak nyindir? ORLY?
Lalu nggak ada sms balasan lagi 
Sisi baiknya, dia terang-terangan jualan, nggak pakai basa-basi muter-muter nostalgia kiri-kanan. Yes, she’s annoying, but she annoy less 
